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Monday, May 31, 2010
random phrases 03
apt freeway
reasoned wrist
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successful creed
proprietary increase
hideous pumping
3 dead, hundreds injured in iPad crush
An electronics store in the town of Lemming near London was the scene of mayhem and carnage today as hundreds of frenzied shoppers converged on Hometron Electronics in hopes of being first to purchase the Apple iPad in the United Kingdom that went on sale this week.
Police were called to the scene shortly after 0900 GMT when the store opened as a well-ordered queue suddenly began rushing into the store.
Store manager Miles Stigg stated that he was devastated by the event. He’d not seen anything as bad since the cabbage patch doll rampage that killed twelve.
Stigg was relieved that he managed to set aside an undisclosed number of iPad units for his family and friends.
Some of the injured were able to purchase the coveted device before being taken bloodied a bruised to nearby hospital.
In other news the Israeli military attacked an aid vessel in international waters killing at least nine people. It is not known if anyone onboard was carrying an iPad.
Monday, May 24, 2010
The Alphabet re-ordered
Old
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
New
p w m b c g i e k h y a t d n x o j r q l s u f z v
Effective: July 1, 2010
Please make all necessary adjustments.
Thank you.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
random phrases 02
secular gasoline
frustrating sender
blank darkness
mob extract
fooling flow
visiting flower
available surprise
debatable property
strangest sentiment
random phrases 01
corrupt storage
twisting mass
sudden implication
intended bark
viable couple
nearby cake
requested gin
persistent induction
complimentary faint
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